September 8, 2003
Reports of My Laptop’s Theft Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
It’s not stolen. Honest.
I just misplaced it, and came into my room (which is normally kept locked) and found the place where I normally keep it disturbed and the balcony door wide open.
It was a pretty scary 45 minutes, but with the help of some Scrippsies I managed to wash away my dishonor.
