September 19, 2003
Avast Ye! Me Pirate Name be Captain Sam Rackham, pillager of these seas, swashbuckler, and master of this mighty vessel.
Ye fine souls be invited aboard if ye have mastered the art of talking like a pirate. Answer “Arrr,” “Aye Aye, Captain,” and “Death to land-lubbers” when spoken to, and do it smartly, or ye’ll be swingin’ from the yardarm ‘ere noon.