October 12, 2004
Breaking Gossip News!
According to one of my most reliable sources (a guy on a message board who claims to have spoken to a guy at a sushi bar last night, who hinted at the following), there is a Big Event going down in the Montecito area, most likely a celebrity wedding.
My prediction: Neither of the involved participants will be Michael Jackson; he’s still in court.
Remember, you heard it here first.
