May 18, 2005
You Don’t Know The Power of Product Endorsement
But Burger King does.
Manager Ozzel: Lord Vader, here are your fries and Large Coke, and in a few moments the Extra Value — hchheerrrkk
Darth Vader: I asked for Diet Coke. You have failed me for the last time, Manager. Assistant Manager Piett?
Piett: Yes, my lord?
Darth Vader: Make ready my meal, and deploy salt onto these fries. You are in command, now, Day Shift Manager Piett.
D.S.M Piett: Thank you, Lord Vader.
Counter-boy Luke:… And would you like Super Size your order? For just $.39 more, you get a large fries and drink.
Yoda: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmmmm?
Leia: What are you doing? You’re not actually buying that for the game piece, are you?
C-3PO: The odds of actually winning anything from that are approximately 234,000,000 to 1.
Han: Never tell me the odds!
