June 15, 2005
“So, do you want to go check out that new dance club?”
“I can’t. I’m not old enough.”
“Oh.”
<beat>
“How old are you?”
“Eighteen.”
“Ok.”
<resists urge to pump fist in the air>
Michael Jackson Acquitted
I was surprised to see a story on the news recently that Michael Jackson was acquitted of all charges. Good for him.
What bothers me is that there’s clearly some sort of media conspiracy involved. He’s one of their own, so they kept things under a tight wrap. I didn’t even know he was on trial!
