August 6, 2005
The directions to my microwave burrito
Cover with a paper towel and microwave on high for 90 seconds, turn over, and microwave on high for an additional 90 seconds
And you just know that that was somebody’s job, writing that.
If I’d wanted haute cuisine, I don’t believe I’d have been drawn to the frozen prepackaged ethnic foods genre in the first place.
3 minutes. Done.