April 6, 2003

May Contain Nuts

Posted in Inconsequential at 10:43 pm by Ian

I just ate a peanut M&M that was peanut-less!
I bit down, expecting the rich legumy goodness to be pleasantly preceeded by a thick chocolate layer (and, of course, the thin candy shell). I’m still waiting. Do standards mean nothing anymore?



  1. Dad said,

    This is the kind of hard hitting, take no prisoners, damn the torpedoes journalism that our smarmy national media are unwilling to tackle.
    Thank God for sites like yours.

  2. Ian said,

    Those other media outlets are all bought and paid for; they have no dignity or objectivity left. I will pull no punches regarding issues of this import until such time as I, also, have been bought. Please address payments to:
    Journalistic Integrity Fund
    c/o Ian Ferrel
    340 E. Foothill Blvd.
    Claremont, CA 91711

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