May 15, 2003

The Matrix: Badass

Posted in General at 1:11 am by Ian

Just got back from the Matrix. Don’t worry. The spoilers will all be in the next post (which will be hidden for those who don’t want to see it. So if you don’t want to read about it yet, don’t read that part. I wonder, though, at all the people who did see the movie, yet left as soon as the credits started rolling. They really missed out. No; not just on seeing who the Second Second Assistant Director was, but on seeing the trailer for the next Matrix movie. So, to all those of you who left before the end of the credits, I have the following statement I’d like to read.
– Ahem –
Ha ha ha ha ha suckers!!!!11 I got to see the new trailer and you didn’t and it’s gonna be so cool and you missed it, you losers. Next time you sprint from the theater so quickly after it’s over, racing off to what I’m sure are very pressing engagements at 12:30 am, I hope you trip over your stale popcorn.
P. S. You suck.


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