September 5, 2003

Lightning Strikes

Posted in General at 1:49 am by Ian

A tax on people who are bad at math.

I’ve always scoffed at the lottery. Sure, when I turned 18 I went out and bought a ticket, but that was more a rite of passage than an endorsement of the system. I always jokingly claimed that I plan to win the lottery, but that I had decided that my chances weren’t that much worse if I just waited to find the winning ticket on the ground somewhere.

And then, walking through Laguna Beach, I noticed a bit of paper that caught my eye. Bending down to pick it up, I discovered that it was two of those scratchable lottery tickets, unscratched. My big day had come. Ripping out a nickel I began to scratch furiously at the tickets, revealing what their purchaser had hoped would be riches.

I didn’t win. I mean. Of course I didn’t win. It’s the lottery.

Waste of money, if you ask me.


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