oh come on now, :ninja: is so much cooler. granted, you dont have the entertaining manner of speaking, but really, the disease-ridden scurvy-ness just takes away from the allure of piracy. ninjas, on the other hand, have no such downfalls, and just kick ass in general.
Disease-ridden scurvy? Please. Captain Cook so totally took care of that, like, centuries ago. And the main downfall of :ninja:s is far worse than a little Vitamin C deficiency: :ninja:s don’t have wenches.
I can’t believe this debate even exists. :ninja:’s rule all. They are the master of every style of combat, silent and deadly. Put a HUNDRED P-)s versus one :ninja: and the ninja would win.
All P-)s get to do is say “ARRRR”
Tony: “You do realize, with these stats, this ‘ninja’ unit has more destructive capability than an atomic bomb.”
Greg: “Dude, its a NINJA”
Tony: “Point taken.”
(paraphrased from a comic you all should be familiar with. If you’re not, 😮 its http://www.reallifecomics.com…. and shame on you)
P-) : “Yo ho, Yo ho…”
:ninja: : Singing is for pansies.
Picking up Women:
P-) : “So, if you were a P-) …”
:ninja: : Sneaking into her bedroom
P-) : Swabbing the deck
:ninja: : Flipping out and killing entire towns.
What would be said in an interview:
P-) : “Arrrrr!” “Me hearty” “Scallywag”
:ninja: : (:ninja: flips out, kills interviewer, never saying a word)
Who would win in a fight:
P-) : “Avast! Have at thee!”
:ninja: : Real ultimate power
Furthermore, according to the infallible historical resource realultimatepower.net, :ninja:’s and P-)’s did fight in the year 440. The two :ninja:’s killed “an entire squadron of P-)’s and don’t even think twice about it.” And lest the P-)’s get all uppity about winning the picking up women section, it was in the year 1986 when a ninja “breaks world recors all over the planet when he porks 500 hot babes at once.”
What part of fighting ALL the time and flipping out is included in self-restraint? P-)s spend too many months at sea on a ship w/ no one but men. :ninja:s can sneak into bedrooms any time they want. Even if they are fighting a P-) at the same time. That’s real ultimate power for ya.