November 5, 2003

Lisa Is Boring

Posted in General at 6:16 pm by Ian

So, we were talking at dinner, and we decided that, in the 14 years we’ve known her, Lisa Simpson has not said one thing that’s actually funny. She is sometimes sarcastic, sometimes witty or perceptive, but never really funny.

Think about it.



  1. Liza said,

    wow…never thought of that…you may be right.

  2. Lisa said,


    I so read the title of this blog and was like, “Whaaaaa?” and then was still in a state of oh-my-gosh-my-friends-have-decided-over-dinner-that-I’m-boring until I hit the 14 years thing. It was quite horrifying for those few seconds, let me assure you.

    And if you had decided that I was boring, then obviously I’m not lighting you on fire enough. :p

  3. Liza said,

    I’m never there when people light you on fire…I’m feel like I’m missing all the fun. 😑

  4. Liza said,

    That was supposed to say: “I’m never there when people light you on fire. I feel like I’m missing all the fun. :mad:”…just so we’re all grammatically correct and everything.

  5. Tim said,

    I think she says funny stuff from time to time, but her comments are only funny in context. They’re not as quotable as Bart or Homer.

  6. augie said,

    “Relax? I can’t relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or… Only two synonyms? Oh my God, I’m losing my perspicacity! Aaaaa!”

    Oh c’mon! She’s pretty funny when she gets all worked up.

  7. Ian said,

    Ok, I think Augie has the best one yet.

    And, Lisa, I chose the title for that very reason πŸ˜€

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