April 30, 2004

Bureaucratic Bullshit

Posted in General at 3:52 pm by Ian

So far today I have encountered two examples of institutional idiocy.

Idiocy the First: We started with the La Verne post office. I called earlier today to see if I could schedule an appointment to get my passport done. It is done only by appointment there. The guy who answered the phone first put me on hold (long enough to get whoever could actually solve my problem out of the office, I assume), and then informed me that the woman who did those things was processing a passport, and would call me back. One hour passed. I left to go work on MallardBane. A few hours later I called again. This time, I was told that the woman who did “all of that” hadn’t come in today. I pointed out the discrepancy between that and what I had been told this morning. He said he would take my name and number for her. I asked why he couldn’t just schedule one for me?

He said that they just let her do all the scheduling, because she wasn’t in all that often.

Wouldn’t that be all the more reason to let others do the scheduling? I wondered. Aloud.

Apparently it would not, because no one knew when she was coming in and could be scheduled.

Had they considered using some sort of appointment book, perhaps? I said in the nicest of ways.

Ah, they had, it seems, but people were still scheduled when she wasn’t in, because she had other things to do for her real job. You see, this is just a service that they provide.

Not much of one.

I also restrained myself from pointing out that what they had done was had an appointment book. They hadn’t gotten all the way to the using it stage.

Idiocy the Second: I received a package yesterday. For an arbitrary and probably very stupid reason, packages are delivered to either the Dean of Students’ office or to the Registrar’s office, which, I suppose it goes without saying, have different hours, different storage rooms, and different notification methods. My package was at the Registrar’s. But right now is class registration for the frosh. So there were many people at the Registrar. So many, in fact, that after waiting for 10 minutes and extrapolating out the rest of the line, I decided to make a bold move.

“Noel,” I said, “do you think you trust me enough to go get my package?”

She did not, but said she’d help me next. Next ended up being still quite a little while away, I popped over to DOS, and asked if they could get to the Registrar’s package storage area. No (of course not), because they were not given a key.

When Noel finally came out, I asked:
“So, have you ever considered doing the packages together with DOS? That way in high traffic times, it would take some of the load off.”
“Well, it was set up separately long before I got here. One room wasn’t big enough for all the packages.”
“Right, but you could still both use both rooms, if necessary, right? Or use one as overflow?”
“But we’re responsible for these. If they leave the door open, we have to replace things.”
“…. You mean the school has to replace them, right? And that’s the Dean of Students office…”
[pause]
“They’ve never wanted to.”
“I just asked, and Rita said you just never gave them a key.”
“They never gave us a key either.”
“So, wouldn’t this be a great time to pitch in and forge some cooperation there, for the benefit of yourselves and the students?”

It would not be, apparently.

[sigh]

April 29, 2004

Concert This Weekend!

Posted in General at 11:17 pm by Ian

Most of you already know because you’re either in it or going to it, but the dance concert is this weekend, so I’ll be busy.

April 28, 2004

Do As I Say…

Posted in General at 10:14 am by Ian

From the instructions on how to reserve a room for an on-campus event:

Please try to keep your instructions concise and brief.

It's apparently pretty hard.

April 27, 2004

You Can Tell It’s The End Of The Semester…

Posted in General at 5:16 pm by Ian

Because all the dining halls are running out of orange juice and chicken soup.

April 26, 2004

Computers != Progress

Posted in General at 9:28 am by Ian

Here’s a Wired story about the inclusion of computer technology in traditional Muslim schools called madrasas. Yet… they’re still missing… something.

[quote]Subjects like math, English and general sciences are not taught here.[/quote]
Lack of math just might put a damper on some future plans.
[quote]Fifteen-year-old Amjad Shahzad said he wants to become a software engineer. His friends in the room talked about similar professions.[/quote]
When asked why such subjects were not taught, one principal responded:
[quote]”Islamic studies is a vast subject in itself… How will the students find time for other things?”[/quote]

Yeah, I bet it’s hard to squeeze a little trigonometry into an 8 year program of memorizing the Koran. At least they’ve got their priorities. 🙄

April 25, 2004

The Passage Of Evil Blogs

Posted in General at 9:46 pm by Ian

Today we mourn the passing of two evil blogs that are, sadly, no longer with us. Liza and Tim elected not to continue their blogs on the new server.

And Nikhil’s is now at www.evilblog.net/ngheewala. Note the loss of a “~”.

<sings>Day is done…
Gone the sun…
From the lake…<\sings>

April 24, 2004

DNS-SchmeeNS

Posted in General at 4:25 pm by Ian

“Gosh,” thinks Ian, “it sure is taking a long time for those DNS changes to propagate through the internet. You’d think I could take that redirect down by now.”

And so, he went searching, and found that the DNS entries he updated were, in fact, the ones held by the other free DNS service, the one that he tried to use originally, the one that never worked correctly, the one that his registrar knows nothing about, and yet, because he never bothered to tell them otherwise, the one that still has his account information and was happy to let him log in and change some meaningless values in a table somewhere on their database.

Problem (hopefully) solved.

April 22, 2004

Smileys!

Posted in General at 6:07 pm by Ian

Once again working.

😀

The Question

Posted in General at 3:24 pm by Ian

This is how it started.

Meagan: hey do you guys have any playboy magazines that we could borrow?
Ian: Nope. I get all my porn on the internet.
Ian: …why?
Meagan: art project
…Time elapses…
Ian: Wait.
Ian: I might have a porn mag… (thinks)
Ian: I’ll take a look…

And I did. I had almost forgotten about it. So she came to claim it and, on leaving, asked:
“Do you want this back?”

I hesitated.

There’s a certain implied question there.

April 21, 2004

And…. Moved!

Posted in General at 7:25 am by Ian

Please let me know if anything isn’t working correctly. Don’t bother to change bookmarks because this will soon be at http://www.evilblog.net again.

And, yes, I know the smileys aren’t working yet. I’m on it.

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