October 8, 2004

The Great Thing About Having A Cat

Posted in General at 12:00 pm by Ian

People come into our home and are immediately impressed and astonished. They’re like little children; so full of wonder and questions.

“Why is there garbage all over?!” They will ask.

“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

“Like this: there’s bottle caps all over the kitchen floor…”

“Those are cat toys.”

“…pens and paper strewn about…”

“Cat toys.”

“There isn’t even any toilet paper on the roll.”

“Oh, it’s up here. See, she shreds it otherwise.”

“And dental floss lying around. Eww. Is this used?!”

“Cat toys. If we didn’t leave it out, she’d just knock over the garbage to get at it.”

“Boxes and packing materials partially opened on the floor.”

“It’s her fort!”

“Or, here. It looks like you just opened a box and let everything… [looks closer]. Have you been eating styrofoam?!”

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3 Comments »

  1. Liza said,

    That is one spoiled cat you have. 😉

  2. Mama said,

    It is actually a cat gymnasium with two human trainers. Sasha is not sure how they are working out but she will let them stay for now.

  3. Ethan said,

    haha, it sounds like you have a ready defense to preserve the good name of your apartment. Whether or not you have named it. Sounds like an awesome cat too.


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