January 12, 2005

Fifteen Minutes of Fame

Posted in General at 10:47 am by Ian

Those of you who enjoy Cleolinda’s Movies in Fifteen Minutes will be happy to know she has a book of them coming out later this year.

She’s also posted her summary of Phantom of the Opera

THE PHANTOM: I NICK YOU, FABIO!

RAOUL: AUGH! THAT WAS MY PREENING ARM!

[Enraged, Raoul gets the upper hand and throws the Phantom to the ground, but can’t quite bring himself to kill him, because he is a puss.]

CHRISTINE: Come on, Raoul, let’s just go home.

RAOUL: But—but I could kill him right now! I mean, if I tried really hard!

CHRISTINE: But if you do that, the movie is over, and I’ve got at least three more costume changes to get through.

RAOUL: Really? Do they have cleavage?

CHRISTINE: Beyond your wildest dreams.
© 2005 Cleolinda Jones.

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1 Comment »

  1. Sarra said,

    YAY!!!!!!!!

    I mean, I knew about the book, but it’s still awesome.


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