April 29, 2005

And Now, The Weather

Posted in General at 11:34 am by Ian

Watching Fox News in the breakroom this morning as my bagel toasted, I was witness to a fine example of journalistic doggedness in the face of obstacles.

Anchor: …and that’s how the Patriot act saved the lives of three children and a puppy. We go now to weather.
(camera switches to Weather Girl)
Weather Girl: (Weather Girl is moving her mouth and making sweeping gestures in the direction of a national weather map)
(camera switches back to Anchor)
Anchor: And… it looks like her mic’s not working. We’ll get someone to fix that. Can we get someone? Hello?
(camera still on Anchor)
Weather Girl: (shouting across the studio) THERE’S A COLD FRONT MOVING IN THROUGH IDAHO, WITH CONTINUED WARM TEMPERATURES IN SOUTHERN AREAS….

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3 Comments »

  1. Daniel said,

    Awesome!!!

  2. Evan said,

    Children are moving through Idaho? I think I missed something.

  3. Ian said,

    I think you did, too.


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