May 3, 2005


Posted in General at 3:55 pm by Ian

Here’s the long and the short of it: A group of students put on a farce of the Vagina Monologues at Roger Williams University, but ended up with more than they could handle. A costume phallus roamed the school, passing out literature and even greeting the university provost, who originally thought that Testaclese was a giant mushroom. When he reallized that he was gripping a mushroom-head instead, the provost was rubbed the wrong way, and the university came down hard on their student members. Testaclese’s costume was confiscated and those involved now have a date with the harsh hand of the law.

No doubt about it: they’re in a sticky situation, and it won’t be easy for them to win. Some parts are likely going to be very hard. But we should all be proud that these parodic commandos had the balls to expose themselves, rather than just letting the pressure build until they burst. I for one hope that these students will find counsel that’s a cut above the rest and who will whip out the finest legal defense possible.



  1. Jonah said,

    I can’t quite grasp the meat of this post.

  2. Ian said,

    Ha ha. Awesome.

  3. Liza said,

    Dude, update!

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