August 6, 2005

Foolish Burrito

Posted in General at 10:18 pm by Ian

The directions to my microwave burrito

Cover with a paper towel and microwave on high for 90 seconds, turn over, and microwave on high for an additional 90 seconds

Well, shit.

And you just know that that was somebody’s job, writing that.

If I’d wanted haute cuisine, I don’t believe I’d have been drawn to the frozen prepackaged ethnic foods genre in the first place.

3 minutes. Done.

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