August 30, 2005

Products that will Change our Lives

Posted in Inconsequential at 3:18 pm by Ian

Because doing a brain implant on the owners involves all kinds of tricky licensing and paperwork.

The texture and firmness of NeuticleNaturals were crafted based on the firmness of actual animal testicles.

Jobs I Do Not Want To Have™

And this keeps getting better. Business is booming

Miller says business is booming, and he’s offering Neuticle T-shirts, key chains featuring a real artificial testicle, and other promotional products.

Emphasis mine.

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1 Comment »

  1. Dad said,

    No fake artificial testicles for me!

    Also, I noticed he offers a 10% discount to “licensed veterinarians.” That hardly seems fair to all the unlicensed veterinarians out there.


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