December 8, 2005

Tut, tut. Time for a Little Medication

Posted in General at 4:48 pm by Ian

I came across this article on possible psychiatric diagnoses for the inhabitants of the Hundred-Acre Wood. I offer this quote as proof of its ineffable brilliance:

Pooh needs intervention. We feel drugs are in order. We cannot but wonder how much richer Pooh’s life might be were he to have a trial of low-dose stimulant medication. With the right supports, including methylphenidate, Pooh might be fitter and more functional and perhaps produce (and remember) more poems.

I take a
PILL-tiddley pom
It keeps me
STILL-tiddley pom,
It keeps me
STILL-tiddley pom



  1. Patrick said,

    If anyone in the Hundred-Acre Wood needs meds, it Eeyore. That ass (no, literally) needs to start popping Percocet like Courtney Fucking Love.


    And some Xanax probably wouldn’t hurt either.

  2. Lisa said,

    The obligatory comment about Tigger and Ritalin.

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