April 12, 2006

Damn Ninjas

Posted in General at 9:35 am by Ian

Walkin’ around like they own the place.

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9 Comments »

  1. Ryan said,

    Did anyone check the ATF agents for peg legs or eyepatches. Because then the pirates would have won.

  2. patrick said,

    Um…this raises some interesting questions…like:

    1) What was the ATF doing there in the first place?

    2) Is there some new legislation banning balaclavas and bandanas?

    3) Someone really should have checked the ATF agents for peglegs, or at least wondered about it when they said, “Yaaaarr commin’ with us.”

    4) Again…how the hell did the ATF get involved? And, for god sakes, it’s a college campus. Of course you’re going to have idiots running around. But who’s idea was it to give them windbreakers, automatic weapons, and mustaches?

  3. Liza said,

    update please. it’s 4/20. surely you have a good story today.

  4. Ian said,

    What, you mean like I got high?

    Might as well, for all the sense this damn code is making.

  5. Ian said,

    Oh, oh. I got it:

    I was gonna write a blog post, but then I got high.
    I was gonna make myself some toast, but I got high.
    Now I’m all indifferent, and I know why

    ‘Cause I got high. ‘Cause I got high. ‘Cause I got hiiiiiiigh.

  6. Liza said,

    You live in a college town. Surely there were some interesting observations to note today…

  7. Ian said,

    The “college” is 10 miles away. I’d have to drive up there to find blazed students. Here’s what I did yesterday:

    I got up at 7 and went for a run, showered, and walked to work.
    I got to work by 9
    I ate lunch.
    I left work around 10 to 7.
    I got home, and a friend came over for dinner, and to share a bottle of wine from a futures case he’d recently got.
    I gave myself a haircut.
    I went to bed.

    Certianly a pleasant day, but hardly full of zany postworthy adventures.

  8. Liza said,

    Post pictures of your new haircut!

  9. Ian said,

    Bah. It looks just like my old haircut. Just cheaper.

    Except for the back, which I can’t see. I assume it looks great.


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