October 25, 2006

Just Have Them Set Me Down Near Chicago

Posted in Uncategorized at 5:41 pm by Ian

“I think United has a 24-hour cancellation policy. You can cancel any ticket you buy, as long as you do it within 24 hours of purchase—uh, and as long as the flight hasn’t left yet.”

“It’s important that they add that last clause:”

‘Hi, I’d like to cancel my flight… uh… 385 out of Denver.’

‘Certainly sir, can you tell my why you’ve chosen to—’

‘Orange juice, please. And some peanuts. I’m sorry, you were saying?’

‘Sir, are you calling from the plane?!

‘Is that a problem?’

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2 Comments »

  1. Liza said,

    What did you do to your hair???

  2. Ian said,

    I assume that’s rhetorical.


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