June 19, 2007

Candy-Ass Cheesy Puns

Posted in Uncategorized at 6:28 pm by Ian

There are individually packaged string cheeses at work that come with riddles on the outside (and answers concealed within) of the sort that, if you have spent a significant amount of time with a 7-year-old who has acquired a book of them, no jury in the world would convict you. But they occasionally lead to lunchtime hilarity.

“What has many ears, but cannot hear?”

“An old-people’s home.”

“Uhm. A cornfield.”

“I like my answer better.”

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