July 19, 2007

We’re Not Rude, Just Prudent

Posted in Uncategorized at 9:42 am by Ian

“Cool by me if they come over. They’re not vampires or anything, are they?”
“Good point. I think we should take all reasonable precautions.
“They will be will be admitted, but no one must specifically invite them in. If they hang out for a while on the doorstep and act incensed, we’ll know what’s up. Dinner will be cruicified bat, roasted in a garlic and mustard seed sauce, washed down with a refreshing goblet of holy water, and served under a UV lamp.”
“Mmm. My favorite!”

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