February 26, 2008

“Only on Intellectual Lightweights Like You, Bob.”

Posted in Uncategorized at 9:43 am by Ian

Watching the news this morning, while toasting a bagel. Two male announcers are discussing the picture of Obama in traditional muslimesque garb (taken when he was visiting a traditional, muslim-filled country) which was supposedly leaked by Hillary’s campaign. Or something.

Bob: “I think this is the kind of thing you see at the end of a long campaign, when you’re behind. It’s a long shot attempt to do something. In this case, the guy’s name is Barack Hussein Obama, so they’re going to do everything they can to link him to this, the religion of his family. Will it work?
Jim: “I think you meant to say ‘the religion of his father‘.”

February 14, 2008

Anyone Want To Be My Landlord?

Posted in Uncategorized at 6:06 pm by Ian

‘Cause our house is for sale.

For that, you’ll receive not just our house, but another excellent house. In fact, that other house is so nice that you should just kick those tenants out (sorry Damien and Guylene) and let us continue to live where we are.

Only $1.3 million.

February 1, 2008

…A Time To Break Down

Posted in Uncategorized at 12:03 pm by Ian

I just called my bank to close my account, and the hold music is a soporific instrumental version of Turn! Turn! Turn!.

I’m not quite sure why that’s so funny to me.